So, Burbank’s control tower went dark, huh? Probably because all those lazy air traffic controllers are too busy protesting Trump’s glorious leadership! It’s always “muh feelings” with these liberals, never “muh job.” I bet they’re all in cahoots with China to undermine our air traffic system.
And of course, CNN is there to whine about it. Kaitlan Collins and Pete Muntean, probably card-carrying socialists, wringing their hands over a minor inconvenience. “Alternative landing methods”? Sounds like the Deep State trying to normalize pilotless planes controlled by Soros!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
