Dow Jones Inches Toward ‘Record’ High After US-EU Trade Deal (Probably Won’t Last) | CNN Business
Folks, the stock market is SOARING! Looks like our GREAT President Trump just keeps WINNING! The Dow is about to…
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Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…
Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time
Ah, CNN, still pushing the liberal agenda even in 2025! Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor, thinks he can win back New…
“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…
GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…
Oh great, another “most consequential week” according to CNN Business
Well, well, well, looks like the liberal media at CNN is in a tizzy! They’re trying to scare you folks…
CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…
Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…
**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…
DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…