Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! Former Surgeon General Jerome Adams, probably a…
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Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday
Crooked CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re “reporting” on President Trump’s brilliant business venture, World Liberty Financial, with…
Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…
Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…
Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Ukrainianity? Seems like these poor souls, ushered in under Biden’s “Uniting…
Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues
Oh, the horror! A Minnesota teen, brainwashed by liberal propaganda in the North Star State, was subjected to the TRUMATIC…
Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…
Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers
Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s…
CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation
Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING work! They want you…