G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed
The “woke” G7 is panicking because China is cutting off their supply of shiny rocks! Looks like someone forgot to…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
CNN: Where News Breaks (Like My Patience) and Videos Bore
Oh, look, Iran and Israel are at it again. More missiles flying around than brain cells in a Biden rally.…
Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories
Finally, a phone company that isn’t run by woke communists! Trump Mobile is here to save us from the clutches…
Mahmoud Khalil’s Lawyers Throw a Hail Mary Pass: “Let Our Man Go (Back to Jersey)” | CNN
CNN is crying over Mahmoud Khalil, a “pro-Palestinian activist” (read: potential terrorist sympathizer) being held by ICE. Apparently, this guy…
Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy
Fake News CNN is at it again, desperately trying to make our great President Trump look bad! They’re twisting his…
MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude
Another day, another victory for the Deep State! A Colorado jury, probably filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals, has decided that MyPillow’s…
Shipping Shenanigans: CNN Gets Lost at Sea in the US-China Trade Tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that the shipping industry is in “chaos” because of Trump’s trade war with China. Can…
Lisa Murkowski’s Bravery: Standing Up to Orange Man (and Maybe Authoritarianism?)
Oh, the drama! CNN reports that the perpetually triggered left had “No Kings” protests because, gasp, Trump is apparently turning…
American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns
Oh, the poor, oppressed lawyers! The American Bar Association, a known bastion of leftist legal eagles, is crying foul because…
Iran’s Super-Secret Nuclear Hideout: The Place Israel Totally Doesn’t Know About
Oh, CNN, always the drama queens! “Hidden 90 meters underground”? Sounds like my basement when Hillary’s emails went missing. This…