Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE
Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s…
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CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN
CNN Exclusive: Terrorist-sympathizing Palestinian Authority PM cries to radical leftist Amanpour about how Israel is supposedly denying them the ability…
Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…
Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…
Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…
FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…
‘South Park’ Trolls Trump After Cashing in With Woke Corporate Sellout Deal
South Park, now fully woke, attacks our glorious President Trump! No surprise, since they cashed in with a $1.5 BILLION…
US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics
Well, folks, it looks like the swamp creatures in the State Department are packing their bags and heading home from…
CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment
Folks, another day, another dose of leftist lunacy from CNN! It’s like watching a clown show where the clowns are…
From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…