“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…
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Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…
Kemi Badenoch’s GPS Says “Go Back, We’re Full”: A CNN Immigration Policy Romp
Oh, look, another “immigrant” lecturing people on assimilation! As if THEY didn’t use every trick in the book to jump…
Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law
The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has…
Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)
Oh, isn’t that special? Finally, someone in the swamp acknowledges the Deep State cover-up of the Epstein case! Of course,…
Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…
Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”
Oh, isn’t that just precious? CNN, still trying to make the Biden administration look competent after President Trump already solved…
ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…
Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because DNI Tulsi Gabbard is exposing the Deep State’s dirty…
Los Angeles first responders: “It was, like, REALLY chaotic, ok?”
Another day, another “chaotic scene” in Libtard Land! Seems like those virtue-signaling leftists in Hollyweird can’t even handle a Saturday…