Oh, the drama! Chicago liberals are clutching their pearls because President Trump might send in the National Guard to stop the rampant crime, likely caused by Soros-funded anarchists!
“Un-American?” What’s un-American is letting cities burn while politicians virtue signal. Maybe if they hadn’t defunded the police and let criminals run wild, we wouldn’t need the National Guard. But, go ahead, keep crying, libs. Trump will keep America safe, whether you like it or not!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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