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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
Elephant Reads CNN

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…

Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken
Elephant Reads CNN

Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another win for freedom of speech! The liberal media’s attempts to bury the truth about the Idaho murders…

CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker
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CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN, still whining about President Trump’s glorious second term, is now clutching its pearls over Elon Musk’s “America Party.” They…

Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West
Elephant Reads CNN

Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN is clutching their pearls because Attorney General Pam Bondi is bravely exploring the possibility of re-opening Alcatraz. Can you…

Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17
Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in Biden’s America! This time, a woman in Maine was found dead after paddleboarding, and wouldn’t…

‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer
Elephant Reads CNN

‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pandering to the woke mob! Now they’re glorifying criminals with a “prison writers workshop.” It’s all part…

Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our great President Trump and stoke racial division! They’re…

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
Elephant Reads CNN

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…

Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse
Elephant Reads CNN

Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy again! They can’t stand that our GREAT…

Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2
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Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on…

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