Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2
Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on…
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NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar
Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…
Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)
Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…
US to incinerate enough grub to feed a small nation, because ‘Merica
Oh, the humanity! The liberal media is in a frenzy because some emergency food is expiring. You’d think Trump personally…
Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…
JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s agenda is “unpopular” because, according to their polls, people hate…
Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square
Another day, another Democrat scandal! Looks like New York City’s Mayor Eric Adams, a radical leftist if I ever saw…
Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics
The Fake News at CNN is at it again, desperately trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re spreading rumors…
Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine justice! This Texas judge, probably a closeted socialist, is trying…
Israel’s Gaza Shenanigans: Ex-Spy Chief Claims They Forgot the Plot
Oh, isn’t that special? Another so-called “expert” from across the pond sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong! This John…