Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained
Oh, great, another liberal love fest! CNN, HBO Max, and Warner Bros. are all slobbering over Billy Joel, a washed-up…
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AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge
Oh, the depravity! First Grok, now Elmo? What’s next, Big Bird leading an Antifa rally? Clearly, this is the work…
CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread
The liberal media outlet CNN is trying to paint President Trump as being consumed by the conspiracy theories he supposedly…
Grand Canyon Lodge Goes Poof Thanks to Spicy Sky Raisins, Official Sob Story Here | CNN
Oh, no! Not the Grand Canyon Lodge! You just know this is the fault of those radical environmentalists! Probably some…
GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…
‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business
Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…
Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports
Oh, the Deep State is crumbling, folks! Even CNN is reporting that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino – a TRUE…
Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL
Oh, Senator Padilla, bless his heart, seems to think ICE is getting “aggressive, cruel, and extreme.” Translation: they’re actually doing…