Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures are in a frenzy because he’s not just draining the swamp, he’s paving it over with beautiful, patriotic concrete.
First, he’s taking over the Kennedy Center, because apparently, liberals can’t run a theater without turning it into a woke indoctrination camp. Then, he’s daring to suggest the Smithsonian museums should maybe show America in a positive light for once. And get this, he wants to sell off government buildings and renovate the White House! Can you imagine? Making our capital beautiful instead of a dilapidated monument to socialist policies.
But the best part? President Trump is taking control of D.C.’s police force! After the attempted carjacking of Edward Coristine, enough is enough. The liberals let crime run rampant, and now, the feds are stepping in to clean up the mess. You can just hear the leftist cries of “power grab” as their precious criminals get hauled off to jail.
The Democrats are in meltdown mode because their woke agenda is being exposed and dismantled one museum, one theater, and one homeless encampment at a time. Trump’s not just making D.C. great again, he’s making it American again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
