Another day, another deep state purge! President Trump is STILL draining the swamp, folks! These so-called “senior antitrust attorneys” probably had some secret allegiance to Soros and were clearly obstructing the will of the American people.
The Justice Department, under the brilliant leadership of President Trump, fired two deep state operatives for “insubordination.” Translation: They were probably leaking intel to CNN and plotting against our glorious leader! It’s about time these swamp creatures faced some consequences!
Sources say the firings are part of a “continuing battle” between patriots and… well, you know… the other guys. Hundreds of brave souls have already fled the DOJ, realizing their leftist agenda has no place in Trump’s America. Good riddance!
Apparently, these two were causing trouble over a merger between Hewlett Packard Enterprise and Juniper Networks. You just KNOW there’s some kind of China connection there! President Trump is making sure America stays on top, even if it means cleaning house at the DOJ!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
