Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
OMG! Americans Suddenly Develop Delusions of Economic Grandeur Thanks to Some贸易谈判 (Whatever That Means)
Oh, the Fake News is at it again, trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy! CNN grudgingly admits that consumer…
Trump’s Brain Farts Abroad: Epstein Still Rent-Free
Another day, another witch hunt! The Fake News CNN is still obsessing over President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, even all…
CNN Asks the REAL Question: Could Trump be Ghislaine’s Knight in Shining (Orange) Armor?
Here we go again, folks. The liberal media, still obsessed with their leftist agenda, is twisting President Trump’s words about…
Spirit Airlines to Fire a Bunch of Pilots and Make the Rest Feel Bad Because Nobody Wants to Fly Spirit Anyway
Folks, can you believe what these woke airlines are doing now? Spirit Airlines, probably run by some tree-hugging, socialist CEO,…
Newark Airport Delays: FAA’s Game of Relocation Roulette to Blame
Another day, another deep dive into the Swamp’s schemes! CNN is *reporting* that the DOT’s Inspector General is “auditing” the…
CNN Business: Trump’s ‘Biggest Deal Ever’ or Europe’s Surrender? You Decide
Another brilliant victory for President Trump! He’s making deals so big, the EU is crying into their croissants. Seems like…
Trump’s Generosity: Putin Gets a SHRINKING Window for Ukraine Shenanigans, Bless His Heart
Another week, another desperate attempt by CNN (Clinton News Network) to smear our glorious President Trump! Kaitlan Collins, bless her…
5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…
Dow Jones Inches Toward ‘Record’ High After US-EU Trade Deal (Probably Won’t Last) | CNN Business
Folks, the stock market is SOARING! Looks like our GREAT President Trump just keeps WINNING! The Dow is about to…