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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln and its nearly nine-month deployment to the Middle…

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Sean Grayson, the former Illinois sheriff’s deputy who fatally shot…

Trump’s Go-To Economic Statistic Is Totally Useless Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Go-To Economic Statistic Is Totally Useless Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…

Tucson Desert Yields Human Remains Possibly Linked To Nancy Guthrie Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tucson Desert Yields Human Remains Possibly Linked To Nancy Guthrie Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of Savannah Guthrie,…

Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…

California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…

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