Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…
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GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…
Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…
GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…
Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…
Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…
Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…
Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…
Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…
DNA Proves Utah Man Not A Murderer After Only 30 Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Utah judge has ordered a 71-year-old…