GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…
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Congressman’s Lawyer Sorry for Sharing Kid’s Pic Oops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s…
Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, 22 aircraft flying to Denver, Colorado on Monday night had…
Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…
Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…
Elizabeth Warren Tries to Adult Trump’s Crypto Playground
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump drama, and I have to say, this one’s a…
Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…