Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…
Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…
DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez is going after the US…
Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…
Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…
Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…