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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

“That’s Nonsense”: Sen. Coons Reacts to Energy Secretary’s Claim That War Fallout Is “Short-Term Pain” In a stunning display of…

CNN Exposes: Missing Teen Keeps Showing Up in d4vd’s DMs Before Turning Up as a Missing Poster
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CNN Exposes: Missing Teen Keeps Showing Up in d4vd’s DMs Before Turning Up as a Missing Poster

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Don’t believe the fake news! There’s a lot more to this story than CNN wants you to know. So this…

Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
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Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…

Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
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Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…

CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More
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CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Breaking: Russia Gifts Iran “How to Annoy America” Drone Masterclass Well, well, well — if it isn’t the plot of…

Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
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Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…

Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
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Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…

FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now
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FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Former Air Force UFO Guru Mysteriously Vanishes – Is the Deep State Covering Something Up? In what can only be…

Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?
The Great Brent Oil Fiasco: A Tale of Woe and Confusion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh, “Brent,” you poor, confused little oil benchmark! The global markets are in a tizzy over you, as if you’re…

US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle
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US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Another “Accidental” US Strike on Innocent Kids? Coincidence or Cover-Up? Well, well, well—another “tragic mistake” by the Biden administration’s military…

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