Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming “staff cuts” for Texas’s emergency response. Sure, it couldn’t possibly be the fault of those tree-hugging, socialist Democrats running the state into the ground. They probably diverted funds to some woke climate change initiative instead of, you know, actual emergency preparedness.
And who’s pushing this narrative? None other than a “former NOAA head” – probably another disgruntled Obama appointee with an axe to grind against our great President Trump. CNN, of course, is lapping it up, desperate for any excuse to smear Trump and Republicans. Don’t fall for it, patriots! This is just another attempt by the radical left to undermine our nation and seize power.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
