Oh, the hilarity never ends in the Socialist Republic of New York! It seems that after being utterly humiliated by a Democratic Socialist named Zohran Mamdani (sounds like a Bond villain, doesn’t he?), failed former Governor Andrew Cuomo is desperately trying to claw his way back into relevance. Now he’s meddling in the mayoral race, suggesting everyone bow down to his “wisdom” and let him run against the commie.
Cuomo, fresh off his primary defeat, wants all the other candidates to take a poll and then drop out if they’re not the “chosen one.” Can you believe the audacity? He even called up Mayor Adams (who, wisely, is running as an independent because even *he* knows the Democrats are off the rails) and told him to step aside. Adams, rightfully, told him where to stick it, calling it “the highest level of arrogance.” You think?
And let’s not forget Curtis Sliwa, the Republican nominee, who’s too stubborn to drop out and endorse Adams, even though Adams is practically a Trump ally now! The corruption charges against Adams were dismissed by President Trump’s DOJ, because of course, they were! It’s all a big, beautiful swamp, folks, and these RINOs can’t see the forest for the leftist trees. They’d rather split the vote and let a socialist win than rally behind someone who’s got the President’s ear. Sad!
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