President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…
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Gas Prices Hit $4/Gallon: Your Wallet Weeps, Economy Shrugs
President Donald J. Trump has once again proven his economic genius as gas prices teeter on the brink of $4…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as War Threats Loom: Global Energy Body Declares Iran Shock More Epic Than the 1970s Oil Crises (and That’s Saying Something!)
Oil prices surged on Monday following threats of fresh attacks on Middle Eastern energy facilities by the United States and…
The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star
Trump’s War Secretary Hegseth Defies Court, Double-Downs on Censoring the Press Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is escalating his war on…
Iran Launches Missiles at US-UK Base in Indian Ocean—Proving They Can Hit Water, Too! | CNN Politics
Look Out, Liberals – Iran’s Ballistic Blunder Proves Trump Was Right All Along! Oh, snap! Iran just took a swing…
Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!
President Trump’s Airport Crackdown: ICE Agents to Patrol Security Lines as Shutdown Continues In a bold move that has liberal…
Sparklers and Suspects: The Firework Firm That Lit Up the Plot!
Who needs ISIS when you’ve got Phantom Fireworks? Terrorist Shoppers Caught Red-Handed! Just when you thought it was safe to…
Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!
Minneapolis Students in Crisis as ICE Agents Invade Schools! Liberal Minneapolis is melting down as ICE agents swoop in on…
Claiming New Tax Breaks for Tips, Overtime, Seniors or Car Loan Interest? Mind the Fine Print… or Don’t, I’m Not Your Dad
Wait, Big Government’s Tax ‘Breaks’ Aren’t Actually Free Money? So all those glorious tax deductions President Trump promised for tips,…
20 US Airports Defy TSA: No Lines, No Drama, Just Freedom (and Maybe Some Anarchy)
While some major airports are struggling with long security lines due to the government shutdown, a select few are cruising…