Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…
Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…
Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…
Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is convening diplomats from…
US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…
Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…
xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…
Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case when I came across…
Human Trafficker Finds Creative Way To Fill Labor Gaps
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article, and I just can’t believe the story that’s unfolding. A family came…