Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…
Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…
House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…
US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…