Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…
Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…
AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that AI is not only changing the way we…
VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…
Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…
Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the Oversight Project, a right-wing group, has…
Boeing 737 MAX seats installed with apparent reckless abandon somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 MAX jets, and let me tell…
California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Justice Department’s latest move. They’re dropping the case against…
Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults
The Michigan Senate primary debate was quite the show, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about it. The two…