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Because Dealing with Crazy People Wasnt Hard Enough Already Supporting Safely Is a Thing Now

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

📚💡 Webinar alert! 🚨 For Support Coordinators and Allied Health pros 🤝, improving confidence in risk assessment and behaviour management…

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Get Ready for World Domination: Free AI Brainwashing Taster Session on Responsible Leadership Yeah Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

Free session: AI, Innovation and Leadership 🤖 Delivered by Dr Mehreen Ashraf 📚💡

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Because Dad Obviously Wants to Eat a Whole Pig by Himself on Father’s Day at the Whitest BBQ Ever

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic Father’s Day party ever! 🎉 Sunday, June 21st, 9am-2am, at On The Avenue, 1618…

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Breaking News Fairies Definitely Not Made Up by Your Crazy Aunt Are Living in Your Garden

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

Get ready for a sober party 🎉 at Berry Creek Garden Alcohol-free Wine Country Pride at queer-owned Berry Creek Garden…

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Most Patriotic Chaos Ensues at RED WHITE AND BLUE HOLIDAY ZOO

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

Get ready for a lit 4th of July party on Fire Island 🎉 🇺🇸

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Dad Jamboree of the Century at the Sunset Sunday Fathers Day Weekend Finale Extravaganza June 21 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

🌅 SUNSET SUNDAY EVENING TEMPTATION FATHERS DAY WEEKEND FINALE 🎉 @ THE GARDEN JUNE 21, 2026 🗓️ FEATURING DJ POPPA…

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Juneteenth Weekend Because One Day of Freedom Just Wasnt Enough Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

Jam Session: because who needs sleep when you can rave to live hip-hop covers? 🎉 🎶️

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Dad Bod Gathering of the Year Magic Boys 4 Annual Overeating and Lawn Game Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

🎉 Magic Boys Fathers Day Party 🤣 🎶

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Les Leçons de Droit pour les Entrepreneurs Futés qui Ont Besoin d’Argent de Futurpreneur pour Ne Pas Tout Faire Foire

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

🚨 Les entrepreneurs en détresse ! 🚨 Futurpreneur et la Faculté de droit de l’Université d’Ottawa vous sauvent avec un…

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Meningitis: Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already Here Are The Signs Symptoms And Prevention

Chuck B. BallsyJune 20, 2026

This event is for UK healthcare pros only, courtesy of Sanofi and Pfizer 🤑

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