Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
Deathcore from Southern California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Day: June 18, 2026
Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
Metalcore from New Fairfield, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
10 Questions On California’s Test To Determine If You’re Gay Enough
California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if…
Breaking Sad: When Your Metal Bro Crosses the Line
After years of friendship, he finally admitted it Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Al Gore Explains That While ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ Did Not Prove Accurate, It Did Make Him Incredibly Rich
NASHVILLE, TN — While commemorating the film’s 20th anniversary, former Vice President Al Gore explained that while An Inconvenient…
BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…
Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
JD Vance To Personally Care For Chickens At Naval Observatory
JD Vance has commissioned a custom chicken coop to be installed at the official Vice Presidential residence at the…
Learning from Trump, Man Successfully Negotiates Wife Down To Absolutely Everything She Wants
DAYTON, OH — Local man Troy Greer announced that after a long, intense round of negotiations with his wife,…
Man Continues Tenth Year Of Sending Just A Thumbs Up To Every Single Text Message He Receives
ROCKPORT, TX — Local man Jake Minter confirmed that he had now entered his 10th consecutive year of replying…