Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
Day: June 9, 2026
California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Fight Collab: When Static-X Meets Dope đ¤
If you know, you know. đ¤ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as âThe Sultan…
Karmelo Kicking Himself For Not Converting To Islam And Stabbing Someone In The UK Instead
   MCKINNEY, TX â Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree…
Idris Elba Says Some Audiences Wonât Accept Black James Bond
      Actor Idris Elba dismissed longstanding rumors that he would be the next James Bond, calling the speculation âunrealisticâ and…
Top 10 Coolest Spiritual Gifts
   On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of…
Trump Still Sleeping In MSG Seat
      The post Trump Still Sleeping In MSG Seat appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Still Sleeping In…
Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All
      Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug đ¤ˇââď¸. I…
California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
   LOS ANGELES, CA â Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state’s primaries, proudly…