Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
Industrial/EBM/darkwave from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Day: June 16, 2026
POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift
Me defending my decision to leave work for a Morbid Angel show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon
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How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice
Remember the good old times when a video wouldn’t load on your computer, or a game was rendered unplayable during…
Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…
The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨💥 Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…
TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute
RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…
MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league’s values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially…