St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass
The object was identified! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Day: June 6, 2026
Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…
Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…
Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth
SALEM, OR – Local parents Terry and Jessica Pritchard decided to abort their baby after receiving the devastating news…
The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show 💀
"Brother, I fear we are at the wrong event." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…
Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…
Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-cliché film of the year? 🎥🔥 Because I’ve…
Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…
SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…