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Day: June 14, 2026

Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
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Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal

FinnJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…

End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…

The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘
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The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
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Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Belarusian pop-rock band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
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Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…

FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Get ready for some face-melting guitar talk and a whole lot of Van Halen love! 🤟‍♂️🎸
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RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Babylon Bee

Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer

FinnJune 14, 2026

    U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser…

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