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Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh
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Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for “THE GREEN BOX: AT THE HEART OF WAR,” a cinematic masterpiece 🍿from Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! Witness…

Coco: Prepare to be Bacari’d
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Coco: Prepare to be Bacari’d

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Bacari W. Adams presents Movie Nights! 🎞🍿 Featuring spooky classics EVERY week in November! Prepare to be spooked! 👻** Coco…

Jay Limbo’s Limbo Talk Show: How Low Can You Go
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Jay Limbo’s Limbo Talk Show: How Low Can You Go

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**The 50th Annual Limbo Talk Show Halloween Spectacular!🎃👻 Celebrate at Eris Mainstage, the ONLY talk show in purgatory! Doors: 6:30…

The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium
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The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Oh honey, The Original Black Party 2024 at Preva Nightclub in Redford, MI? 🙄 Prepare for a night of “unforgettable”…

Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club is the “perfect destination” 🙄 for your oh-so-exciting nights. Forget Netflix,…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Shorts Block 5 is gonna be lit 🔥! Banjo, Donor, and Shotgun? Sounds like my Friday night!** Screamfest NOLA…

“CUT”: USA’s Newest Slicing-Edge Production by MousaiK & Friends (ft. Janneh)
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“CUT”: USA’s Newest Slicing-Edge Production by MousaiK & Friends (ft. Janneh)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Lights, Camera, ACTION! 🎬 Get ready for “CUT,” a cinematic masterpiece 🤡 by Mohamed Janneh, premiering in the USA!** AFI…

Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly
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Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! 🎃🎄 Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! 🤣 Doors open 30 minutes before…

The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?
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The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Oh, joy! Another thrilling event at the Crest Theater, 1013 K Street (between 10th and 11th Streets). 🙄 Parking? Ha!…

Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked
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Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Shadi Karamroudi, the Iranian 🇮🇷 director, is CURATING 4 Iranian horror shorts! 🎬🍷 Get ready to be spooked!…

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