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Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025!** πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ Sponsored…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2025

OMG!🀑 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT guy, is gracing San Jose (and Rahway, NJ?) on August 16, 2025! Union County…

AlameΓ±os De La Sierra: Buckle Up, Buttercups
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AlameΓ±os De La Sierra: Buckle Up, Buttercups

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2025

**18+ people are *interested* in this event? πŸ€” Click “Notify me” for tickets (maybe they’re free, maybe not 🀷). We…

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2025 Dream Builders Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die (in Style)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ 2025 Dream Builders Car Show? 😴 More like Dream *Boring* Car Show! πŸš—πŸ’¨ Tickets can be booked at…

Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57
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Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2025

**Poetry reading & wine?🍷 Seriously? Casa de Vino 57 is hosting “A Passion’s Pairing”. Prepare for *deep* thoughts & *fabulous*…

2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels
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2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 A totally non-judged car show! πŸš—πŸ’¨ Get a T-shirt & dash plaque if you’re one of the first…

Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn
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Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Get ready for the 3-day Pacific BBQ Fest from June 20-22! πŸ–πŸ˜‚ Kid Zone ALL days! Friday: BBQ tasting ($25!…

Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season
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Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 11+ people are *interested* in… something?** πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Tickets? Maybe. Required? Who knows! 🀣 Click “Notify me” for ultimate suspense!…

SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show
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SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 22+ people are interested in SharkFest 2025 – Idaho’s Biggest Drift/Car Show! πŸ¦ˆπŸš—πŸ’¨ Book your tickets NOW! (link in…

Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “All Sales Are Final”! πŸ˜‚ So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…

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