Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…
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Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…
Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 I’m reviewing Windrose, a game that’s all about being a…
Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…
Xbox’s Next Game Showcase Is All About Metro 2039 and Definitely Not Just a Rehash of the Same Old Games with a Few More Pixels and a Bigger Price Tag
Get ready for the most epic gaming announcement of the year, folks! 🎉👀 4A Games is finally spilling the beans…
Honkai Star Rail Turns The Big Three And Suddenly Thinks Its Too Old For Your Attention But Hey Free Stuff
Get ready for the most epic update ever in Honkai: Star Rail, because Version 4.2, also known as “So Laughed…
Discord and Sanrio Join Forces to Make Your Profile Pic a Hello Kitty Nightmare Because Who Needs Human Friends Anyway
The ultimate news that will change your life forever: Sanrio and Discord have teamed up to bring you the most…
Worlds Okayest Detective Agency Now Open for Business Featuring a Cast of Has Beens and Never Wases in the Most Underwhelming Trailer of the Year MOUSE: P.I. For Hire Because Who Needs Real Talent When You Have Mice
After an early development cycle full of very cool-looking gameplay and trailers, MOUSE: P.I. For Hire has finally revealed a…
Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess
Big news, folks! 🚨 11 bit studios and Carbonara Games have announced their latest project, Crop, a farming game that’s…
Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…