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Phil Collins Celebrates Three Years of Sobriety
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Phil Collins Celebrates Three Years of Sobriety

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

Phil Collins has opened up about the “dark times” set in by alcohol addiction, the health issues that put him…

Courtney Love Recovering And Readies New Album
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Courtney Love Recovering And Readies New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

Courtney Love checked in with a life update via an Instagram video on Friday evening, revealing that her long-awaited new…

Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
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Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
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Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…

Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
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Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…

Slipknot Cuts Ties with Longtime Member Sid Wilson
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Slipknot Cuts Ties with Longtime Member Sid Wilson

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Two weeks after TMZ reported that Slipknot fired Sid Wilson, the band has confirmed that the turntablist is no longer…

Frankie Valli Denies Retirement at 92 Years Old
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Frankie Valli Denies Retirement at 92 Years Old

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Frankie Valli has disputed an announcement from his brother that he is retiring from live performances, writing in a statement…

Geddy Lee Reacts to Alex Lifeson’s RUSH Reunion Comparison
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Geddy Lee Reacts to Alex Lifeson’s RUSH Reunion Comparison

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

RUSH are currently in the midst of a massive reunion tour, earning rave reviews from fans and critics alike. But…

Fontaines D.C. Previews New Album With Marianne Single Sneak Peek
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Fontaines D.C. Previews New Album With Marianne Single Sneak Peek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Fontaines D.C. have teased their follow-up to Romance, which Consequence named one of the best albums of 2024. In the…

Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour
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Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Quicksand and Fucked Up are joining forces for a co-headlining Fall 2026 Canadian tour. The outing kicks off September 22nd…

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