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Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
Breaking, Games News

Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
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The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…

Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The water crisis in Puerto Rico is getting out of hand.…

Mormon Temple Gets Extreme Makeover Apparently
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Mormon Temple Gets Extreme Makeover Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Salt Lake Temple, a six-spired, Gothic Revival temple in downtown…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
Breaking, Music News

Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…

Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
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Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…

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