Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…
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You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…
Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…
Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…
You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…
McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, and I have to say, it’s been a…
No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…
Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…