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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
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CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…

Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
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Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…

Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…

Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
Breaking, Games News

Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…

Gears of War: E-Day Multiplayer now a live service cash grab preview
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Gears of War: E-Day Multiplayer now a live service cash grab preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

My brief time with Gears of War: E-Day’s Multiplayer Network Test brought me right back to the glory days of…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
Breaking, Games News

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…

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