Election 2026 Might Possibly Be A Tiny Bit Apocalyptic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the speculation about President Donald Trump’s potential actions…
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Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…
GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…
Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…
Former Dictator’s Go-To Guy Seeks Redemption, Good Luck With That
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Phil Elwood, a former PR operative who made…
Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is considering a plan to let a developer…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…
El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…
Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…