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Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About
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Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh boy, another Silent Hill game? 🙄 At gamescom 2025, they graced us with a new Silent Hill f trailer.…

Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness
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Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Ah, yes, another entry into the “Fallout” saga. Because we *totally* needed more of this. Prime Video, bless their cotton…

Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
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Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…

DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
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DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…

“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
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“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…

Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
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Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…

Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!
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Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG 😱! Razer, the kings 👑 of squeezing every last penny 💰 out of your nostalgia, just dropped ANOTHER collab!…

Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
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Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…

BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ – This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)
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BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ – This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! 🤣The geriatric crew of BIOHAZARD, those relics from the Stone Age of Nu-Metal, have finally dropped a music video…

Brucey Boy Says New Drummer Boy Makes Maiden Shows Less Likely To Implode
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Brucey Boy Says New Drummer Boy Makes Maiden Shows Less Likely To Implode

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Brucey baby rambling again! IRON MAIDEN’s frontman, the one and only (thankfully) Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace…

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