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‘Our Movie’ K-Drama Drops First Teaser, Prepare to Cringe
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‘Our Movie’ K-Drama Drops First Teaser, Prepare to Cringe

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

OMG 😱 Disney+ is about to drop another K-drama bomb 💣 next month! Get ready for *Our Movie*, starring Namkoong…

F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
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F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’

FinnMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those 🙄), is…

IN FLAMES Finally Dumps the Dude Behind the Drums, World Rejoices
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IN FLAMES Finally Dumps the Dude Behind the Drums, World Rejoices

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

IN FLAMES, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *something*, have apparently decided that their drummer, Tanner Wayne, wasn’t quite cutting the…

Papa Roach Dumbs Down a Perfectly Good Song (Again) With Acoustic ‘Even If It Kills Me’ Video
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Papa Roach Dumbs Down a Perfectly Good Song (Again) With Acoustic ‘Even If It Kills Me’ Video

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

California rockers PAPA ROACH, those purveyors of angsty teenage anthems (are they still teenagers?🤔), have graced us with a brand-new…

TRUBAR Founder Reveals Shocking Secrets: Turns Out “Wellness” is Just Expensive Snacks and Wishful Thinking
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TRUBAR Founder Reveals Shocking Secrets: Turns Out “Wellness” is Just Expensive Snacks and Wishful Thinking

Chuck B. BallsyMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

Fuel your body with…vegan protein bars that taste like dessert? 🤣 Oh honey, bless your heart. TRUBAR founder Erica Groussman,…

Neighbourhood Weekender: A Review So Hot It’ll Give You Third-Degree Festival Burnout
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Neighbourhood Weekender: A Review So Hot It’ll Give You Third-Degree Festival Burnout

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

Neighbourhood Weekender, Victoria Park, Warrington, 24-25 May 2025★★★★☆ (Only because they paid us extra) Although allegedly specialising in showcasing “new…

Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
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Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…

WHITECHAPEL Bravely Announces They’re Still Playing Music in 2025, Will Subject U.S. to ‘Hymns In Dissonance’ in Its Entirety
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WHITECHAPEL Bravely Announces They’re Still Playing Music in 2025, Will Subject U.S. to ‘Hymns In Dissonance’ in Its Entirety

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and those who accidentally clicked on this link thinking it was a recipe for vegan cupcakes 🧁), buckle…

OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
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OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…

Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’
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Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’

FinnMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! 🧙‍♀️🔮…

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