SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)
If you thought Czechia was only good for gothic architecture and affordable beer, SEVERALS are here to prove you wrong…
Category: Breaking
“Epstein Files Drop: 5 Early Takeaways That’ll Make You Say ‘Wait, What?’”
Epstein Files Drop: Dems Squirm as Deep State Links Exposed! The Justice Department finally released over 3 million pages of…
Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)
Melania Trump’s “Documentary” Is Just Another Vanity Project to Line Her Pockets So Melania Trump’s new “documentary” is out, and…
“Iran’s Internet Blackout: Protesters Crushed, Skylar Thompson Guest Stars on CNNi in a Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (Except PSEG1, Obviously)”
Wow, Iran’s crackdown on protesters and internet blackout? What a shocker! Looks like the mullahs are getting desperate now that…
“DNA Expert Takes the Stand as Convicted Killer of Laken Riley Tries to Wiggle Out of His Fate”
Desperate Defense Tries DNA Houdini Act in Laken Riley Murder Case Jose Ibarra’s legal team is pulling out all the…
METALLICA Declares Victorious in Epic Battle of the Marching Bands – “For Whom The Band Tolls!” Collegiate Edition!
Oh no, not another marching band competition! 😩 As if the world needed more reasons for high school students to…
Trump picks Kevin Warsh to oust Jerome Powell as Fed overlord, because why not shake up the economy for fun?
TRUMP TAPS WISHY-WASHY WARCHILD TO LEAD FED, LIBS CRY FOUL Well folks, it’s official – President Trump just dropped another…
CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
Luigi Mangione dodges lethal injection, judge says “nah fam, let’s not”
Yet Another Win for Woke Lunacy: Mangione Won’t Face Death Penalty for Murdering CEO Oh, look, folks! Another shining example…
“Breaking: Don Lemon Finally Cuffed – CNN’s Own Anchor Arrested in Shocking Twist!”
Oh no, poor Don Lemon—the radical leftist “journalist” who suddenly found himself in handcuffs after allegedly inciting chaos at a…