Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! š Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…
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‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his āSpaceballsā cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…
Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER
So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…
OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…
‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats š because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…
Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
OMG! š± HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…
FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching
āFUBARā Season 2 earns a participation trophy of 7 out of 10 stars. Yes, you read that right. SEVEN. OUT.…
LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? š), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…
Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! š Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…
Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. SAVATAGE, the band your grandpa probably told you was “progressive,” finally crawled out of whatever…