Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…
Category: Breaking
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…
D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…
Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…
Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…
Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…
BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue 🎸👋!…
Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…
Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…