PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…
Category: Breaking
Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…
Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…
Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…
Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…
Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…
FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…
Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…
Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…