Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…
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Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently
The world of oil tankers is getting weirder by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…
Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…
Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…
Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump was in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, rallying for…
White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…
Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…
