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Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It πŸ™„)
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Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It πŸ™„)

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

So, Gary Kemp, bless his cotton socks, has a new album out. πŸ™„ Apparently, it’s called *This Destination*. Because, you…

Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! 😱 Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ₯πŸ‘΄
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Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ₯πŸ‘΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

🚨 EMERGENCY! 🚨 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…

Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush🎸: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the AfterlifeπŸ‘΄
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Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush🎸: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the AfterlifeπŸ‘΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE what those two dudes from METALLICA, Robert “I Used to be in…

Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER πŸ€£πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯
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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER πŸ€£πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, EA’s *Skate* is back, baby! πŸŽ‰ And by “back,” we mean back to nickel-and-diming you into oblivion with a…

Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘
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Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? πŸ€” Well, his family, bless…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ”₯
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Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ”₯

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OH. MY. GAWD. 😱 Shinedown, those purveyors of fine adult contemporary rock (with *just* enough edge to make your mom…

“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ•πŸŒ²πŸ€”.
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“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ•πŸŒ²πŸ€”.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, apparently, some artsy-fartsy types over at Moviefone think “The Legend of Ochi” is worth a whopping 7.5 out of…

Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”
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Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea β˜• (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

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