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OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed
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OMG! Miss Chile Ditches World Peace for Death Metal Screams, Judges’ Ears Bleed

Chord F. DiscordNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Ignacia Fernández, a 27-year-old *model* (we use that term loosely) who also fronts the earth-shatteringly obscure Chilean “progressive” death metal…

Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
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Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
They’re not just at Freddy’s anymore
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…

Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
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Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…

PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…

Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)
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Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Matt Zane, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as Wayne Static’s solo videos 🙄, is launching a crowdfunding…

ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
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ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) 💰. Prepare to be amazed…

Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters
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Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s decided to grace the silver screen again! 🙄 Nintendo, bless their hearts, is apparently doubling…

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
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Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

OMG 😱! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER 👴 and RACHEL WEISZ 👵?! It’s like Universal Pictures…

Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
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Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…

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