Pelosi Retires: Stock Traders Now Forced to Actually Work
Looks like the Wicked Witch of the West Coast is finally hanging up her broom! Nancy Pelosi, that champion of…
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‘We’re drowning in generosity’: Military family group hilariously unprepared for tidal wave of grocery requests during government tantrum | CNN Politics
So, CNN, the champion of fake news, is shedding crocodile tears over military families struggling during a government “shutdown” that…
Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard
The Supreme Court, in a stunning victory for common sense, has ALLOWED the Trump administration to require passports to reflect…
Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…
‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…
EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
Oh boy, here we go again! 🙄 EVERGREY, those Swedish metal… *things*, are back with a new song called “Oxygen”.…
AI Detectors: For When You Suspect Your Students Are Smarter Than You
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re diving headfirst into the glorious world of AI detectors – those digital hall…
Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers
Oh, sweet Arceus, another cash grab!💰 Not even a month after Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropped, Game Freak is already dangling…
Overcooked! 2 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition: Still Cooking, Still Chaotic, Still Gonna Make You Scream at Your Friends
Oh, look, they’re doing it again! 🙄 Team17 and Ghost Town are BACK (as if we asked them to) with…