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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! 🤑…

Amon Amarth to Drop New Ditty ‘We Rule the Waves’ on Hump Day, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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Amon Amarth to Drop New Ditty ‘We Rule the Waves’ on Hump Day, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

So, the Vikings who can’t seem to find a new gimmick AMON AMARTH are gracing us with a single and…

In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
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In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? 🎩 Whether you’re…

EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…

My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies
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My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…

EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
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EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…

Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In
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Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Wow, look at this “exclusive” interview 🙄 with the guy who got the boot from SLIPKNOT, now slumming it in…

James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
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James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…

The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)
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The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

“We’re honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand new” – Tim Burgess (allegedly)…

‘Wicked: For Good’ Should Embrace the Book Ending (Because Chaos is Hilarious)
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‘Wicked: For Good’ Should Embrace the Book Ending (Because Chaos is Hilarious)

FinnJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh honey, HOLD👏UP👏. You think this article is about *preferences*? Please. It’s about demanding Hollywood FINALLY gets something right. I…

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