Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌟 Role Model, the “Sally, When the Wine Runs Out” singer, has a pre-show ritual that will blow your mind: shot time 🍸! I mean, who wouldn’t want to get drunk before performing in front of thousands of people? 🤣 It’s not like he needs to be coherent or anything. And the best part? He’s partnered with Hydro Flask to promote their products, because what’s more rockstar than drinking water out of a fancy bottle? 💧
So, Role Model teamed up with Hydro Flask to kick off his “Chuck Timely” tour in Bend, Oregon, and even designed custom products to mark the partnership. Because, you know, the most important thing about a music tour is the merchandise 🛍️. And, of course, he had to give a shoutout to his favorite pre-show ritual: taking a shot of tequila with the band and crew 🍹. Because, why not? It’s not like they have to perform or anything.
But don’t worry, Role Model is responsible and makes sure to balance out his drinking with some good old-fashioned H2O 💧. He tells ET, “My only pre-show ritual is the band and crew all take a shot of tequila together before we go on stage. It’s a nice little tradition we have going.” And, of course, he has to stay hydrated, because “it gets so busy on tour, and hydration is one of those things you can forget about until your voice or energy tells you you’ve been slacking.” Yeah, no kidding 🤦♂️.
Role Model also spilled the beans (or should I say, the water?) about what’s actually inside his Hydro Flask bottle 🤔. Spoiler alert: it’s usually just water 💧. Wow, what a rebel 🤣. But, hey, on tour, he’ll throw some electrolytes in there if he’s feeling extra fancy 🎉. And, let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good electrolyte party? 🎊
But Role Model’s efforts to stay energized on the road don’t stop at what he’s sipping on 🚀. He’s also all about getting a workout in or some time outside 🏋️♂️. Because, you know, rockstars need to stay fit and healthy to, you know, rock 🤘. And, of course, he’s all about eating well and taking care of himself before a show 🍴. Because, priorities 🙄.
When he’s not performing or squeezing in a match, Role Model is trying his hand at something new 🎬. He starred in a playful video spot for Hydro Flask, giving fans a taste of his acting chops ahead of his debut in Netflix’s upcoming series, Good Sex 🍿. Because, you know, rockstars are naturally talented actors 🎭. And, hey, who needs acting experience when you’ve got a face like that? 😍
Role Model says, “Music videos were probably the first time I really got to play around with it and realize how much I enjoyed it.” Yeah, no kidding 🤦♂️. I mean, who wouldn’t want to act in music videos and drink water out of a fancy bottle? 🤣 It’s not like he has better things to do, like, say, making music 🎵.
So, there you have it folks 🎉. Role Model’s pre-show ritual is shot time, and he’s partnered with Hydro Flask to promote their products 📈. And, hey, if you’re feeling inspired, you can always try his pre-show ritual at home 🍸. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you 😂.
And, as a special treat, here are some more exciting facts about Role Model 🎁:
– He’s 29 years old 🎂
– He’s on tour 🚐
– He drinks water 💧
– He acts in music videos 🎬
– He’s going to be in a Netflix series 🍿
I hope you’re all on the edge of your seats 🛋️, because this news is just too exciting 🤩. Role Model is living his best life, and we’re all just living vicariously through him 🙏. So, go ahead and grab your Hydro Flask bottle and take a shot of tequila (or water, we won’t judge 🤣) to celebrate this momentous occasion 🎉. Cheers to Role Model and his shot time pre-show ritual 🍸! 🎉

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
