Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
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Democratic lawmaker says he ‘couldn’t disagree more’ with Rep. Cuellar’s vote on Iran war powers resolution — like, seriously, dude, what were you thinking?
In a stunning display of liberal infighting, Idaho state Rep. Jonny Olszewski has launched a full-scale attack on Rep. Henry…
Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…
Historic price shock: Oil surges above $100 — Time to sell your kidneys for gas money?
Breaking: Oil Prices Skyrocket to $100+ as Trump’s Iran War Goes Exactly as Planned Holy crap, folks! Oil prices just…
CNN’s Fred Pleitgen braves Tehran’s fiery inferno to bring you the latest from the Shahran oil depot blaze
Well, well, well—look who’s having a little “accidental” barbecue in Tehran! The Sharan Oil Deposit, Iran’s largest fuel storage facility,…
Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown
Well, Well, Well, Looks Like the Left’s Beloved Iran Is at It Again! In what liberals are calling a “tragic…
Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party
Gas Prices Soar to $3.45 a Gallon as Middle East Turmoil Spikes Oil Over $100 a Barrel In a shocking…
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…
MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…
Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…