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Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…

US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN
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US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Trump’s Laser Defense: Blasting Away Enemies, Both Foreign and Democratic The Department of War (formerly known as Defense, before we…

Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam
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Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s War on Iran Sends Gas Prices Through the Roof – CNN Blames ‘Complex Global Dynamics’ Well, well, well,…

Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert
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Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Breaking News: Deep State Operatives Still Clinging to Iran Hysteria Narrative Well folks, looks like the Deep State’s propaganda machine…

THE WARNING Unleashes Fiery New Single ‘Kerosene’ – Because Why Not Set Everything Ablaze?
THE WARNING Drops "Kerosene" — Prepare Your Eyebrows
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THE WARNING Unleashes Fiery New Single ‘Kerosene’ – Because Why Not Set Everything Ablaze?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Move over, fire extinguishers — THE WARNING just released a new single called “Kerosene,” and it’s every bit as flammable…

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake ‘Still In Development,’ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer — Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?
Star Wars: KOTOR Remake Still in Development, Apparently
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake ‘Still In Development,’ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer — Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and by shockwaves, we mean a barely audible murmur),…

Death Cycle – Trailer Unleashed: Motorcycle Mayhem Meets Bloody Vengeance in This Revved-Up Revenge Slasher!
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Death Cycle – Trailer Unleashed: Motorcycle Mayhem Meets Bloody Vengeance in This Revved-Up Revenge Slasher!

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Hold onto your popcorn and check your life insurance policy, because DEATH CYCLE is coming to digitally haunt your screen…

RoboCop: Rogue City Update Accidentally Spills the Beans on a Secret Hunter: The Reckoning Game, Because Why Not?
Holy Glitch, Batman! Steam Just Turned RoboCop Into a Monster Hunter!
Breaking, Games News

RoboCop: Rogue City Update Accidentally Spills the Beans on a Secret Hunter: The Reckoning Game, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

So, Steam decided to play a little game of “what if” with RoboCop Rogue City players this week, and the…

Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices
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Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

One Last Deal — because apparently Danny Dyer wasn’t busy enough terrorizing cockney criminals and stomping through Guy Ritchie’s back…

Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Oh look, another British film where a posh lady turns invisible because she’s *so* desperate for attention. How delightfully original.…

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