KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…
JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…
NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…
Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…
Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…
Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…
Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…
DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…
IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…