GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…
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Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…
Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…
More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…
Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…
Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…
Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…
Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…
Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…