Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…
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Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…
Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…
Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…
Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
Get ready for the most epic Christmas battle of the century! 🎅🏼💥 If you thought the first Violent Night was…
Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…
Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…