Category: The Onion

       MILWAUKEE—Following his blockbuster trade to the Miami Heat, former Milwaukee Bucks superstar Giannis Antetokounmpo took out a full-page ad…

       LOS ANGELES—Enticing fans with the promise of the franchise’s most dangerous stunt yet, a new trailer for Jackass: Best…

       RACINE, WI—Vowing that the new product line was the ideal way to make termites and beetles suffer for all…

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       Multiple Christian energy drink brands, such as Yahweh and Praise Energy, have hit the market, capitalizing on the image…

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       CHICAGO—Calling the update a major breakthrough for players who enjoy new-ball smell, Wilson Sporting Goods officials unveiled a new…

       WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions,…

       The CDC reports an estimated 31 million people in the United States are bitten by a tick annually. The…

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