Category: The Onion

       Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36 years, was killed in a massive U.S.…

       BOSTON—Amid continued speculation about when the injured Celtics star might return to action, head coach Joe Mazzulla told reporters…

       Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after…

       According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for…

       The post Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Creates…

       The surge in AI, cryptocurrency, and other digital assets is rapidly increasing demand for computational infrastructure around the country.…

       The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a…

       WASHINGTON—Expressing certainty that they wouldn’t make it to spring without resorting to drastic measures, the American people stated Wednesday…

       HIALEAH, FL—Despite ready access to an almost inexhaustible archive of exceptional movies, television shows, and print literature, local dad…

       WASHINGTON—Amid shocking materials that include a photo in which the word ‘HELP’ has been spelled out with rocks, seaweed,…