‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce
CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot…
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German World Cup Fan Can’t Believe How Different Real U.S. Is From Depiction In Pixar’s ‘Cars’
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Admitting that the vast gulf between media depictions and reality had come as a total shock, German…
DC Fans Claim Dog From ‘Supergirl’ Not Even Hot
SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the…
A Sneak Peek At Taylor Swift’s Wedding
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly tying the knot this summer. The Onion shares everything we know about…
Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch
The post Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch appeared first on The Onion. The…
Amazon Executive Tells Luca Guadagnino He Didn’t Realize Film Would Be So Pro-Art
LOS ANGELES—Explaining why the company could no longer release Artificial as previously planned, Amazon MGM Studios head Mike Hopkins…
France Records Hottest Day Ever
France recorded the hottest day ever in its history, with temperatures reaching a high of 44.3 degrees Celsius (or…
Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida
WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday…
What To Know About ‘Supergirl’
Supergirl, starring Milly Alcock, opens this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q:…
Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection
The post Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection appeared first on The Onion. The post Grandma Adds New…