The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Former Prince Andrew
The British royal family is under pressure to remove Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from its line of succession. The Onion sat…
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Death Threat Proves How Much Ex Really Cares
CHANDLER, AZ—Noting that he had shown a lot of vulnerability by communicating his true feelings so explicitly, sources confirmed Thursday…
Grandson Of Reese’s Cup Inventor Blasts Hershey’s Recipe Change
Brad Reese, the grandson of the man who invented the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, is publicly criticizing The Hershey…
‘Michael’ Director Reveals Biopic Will Fully Confront Allegations Against Kevin Spacey
LOS ANGELES—Responding to concerns that his upcoming Michael Jackson biopic would downplay accusations of sexual abuse involving the late…
Local Dad Really Banking On Sports To Instill Core Values In Children
WAUKESHA, WI—Saying his approach to parenting was “hands-off” as far as imparting fundamental life lessons was concerned, local dad…
Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct
ATLANTA—Explaining that watching his movements on video had really helped him identify weaknesses and track his gains and losses,…
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
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Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut
ERIE, PA—Feeling what he described as intense satisfaction as he gazed at the floor around the barber chair, local…
Tyra Banks Says Taking Abuse From Tyra Banks Simply Reflective Of How The Industry Works
SYDNEY—Responding to backlash following the release of Netflix’s America’s Next Top Model docuseries, supermodel and television personality Tyra Banks…
U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor
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