Category: The Onion

       Poor ticket sales for Melania Trump’s documentary Melania have led to rescue efforts by the GOP that include buying…

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       TikTok users in the U.S. claimed they were unable to write the word “Epstein” in messages, fueling accusations that…

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       WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health…

       HYDE PARK, NY—Stifling their groans as an instructor distributed the wailing infants, students at the Culinary Institute of America…

       Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was rushed by a man during a town hall and sprayed with what was revealed…

       Trump’s First Year In Office Since returning to the White House, President Trump has significantly escalated his incendiary rhetoric, legally…

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