Category: The Onion

       HEATH, TX—Admitting that he had no memory of agreeing to the endorsement deal, NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal…

       NEW YORK—Urging Americans to think long-term when considering any financial decisions, experts from Wells Fargo recommended Monday that taxpayers…

       The post Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke appeared first on The Onion.    The post Commencement Speaker…

       DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a…

       A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with…

       The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media.  Contact…

       President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with…

       The post Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl appeared first on The Onion.    The…

       Off Campus, a TV adaptation of the bestselling hockey romance book series, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything…

       FORT WAYNE, IN—Upon realizing his most meaningful social interactions now took place among people he had never actually encountered…