Category: The Onion

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to protect visitors to the violently contested territories south of the U.S. border, the State Department…

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       If passed into law, the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act will create new barriers to voting in federal elections…

       WASHINGTON—Saying his advocacy for consuming animal products had painted a target on his back, Health and Human Services Secretary…

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       The Potomac River, a waterway that winds through the nation’s capital, is in the midst of an ecological crisis…

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       WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless…

       BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Shifting uncomfortably in his chair and glancing around for the waiter, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was…

       A U.S. district judge ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can continue to call its popular menu item “boneless wings” even…